January 29, 2008

happy birthday to the crazy bitch in the happy hat

birthdays suck, at least as far as they do for me. 14 and no care in the world, get my first 6 pack, 18 and in rehab, 19 and pregnant, living in iowa city with a dying baby, 24 alone and leaving my kids with the hubby because i'm off meds and insane.

there's more.

this year is pretty tame, i think.

scotch a roo bars, made my way, steaks, green beans and baked potatoes--diet be damned.

why is it always food that makes the day?

how about coloured her hair and watched The Tudors and listened to "Saturday'?

or

slept for 5 hours cuddled with the only man i'll grow old with?

or

stalked my favorites on the net while i got high on amonia and burned my scalp.

the last one, yeah, that's how we'll remember this one;this year;this day.

hugs and love to you.
the only thing to make this better would be for pete to dance to patrick singing "dance, dance". I could die happy and complete then.

1 comment:

Waiting to Never Grow Up said...

that was kinda chuck palahniukish,